All merch shipped by mummies. We are old and stiff, and WAY smaller than Amazon. We ship stuff once or twice a week! We want you to be happy and like us.
"I Stink" Mug
Regular price $20
"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
from $23
"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
from $24
2014 EPs Collection (4 EPs as a Single Volume)
Regular price $10
25 Years of Undead Funk (International Version)
Regular price $25
A Blessing and a Curse (Album Digital Download)
Regular price $7
A la Mode EP on CD
Regular price $3
All Excess (Live) CD
Sold out
Astroglyph Tee
Regular price $15
Bed, Bath, & Behind (Album Digital Download)
Bootay Vol. 1 HCTM in Chicago (Digital Download)
Regular price $5
Bootay Vol. 2- HCTM in Toronto (Digital Download)
Carnal Carnival (Album Digital Download)
Cryptic CD
Dirty Minds Ringer Tee
Eyeball Tee
Eyeball Tee (International Version)
Faces Tee
Freak Flag (Large)
Regular price $45
HCTM "Stacked" Sticker (White on Clear Sticker)
HCTM Bumper Sticker (White on Clear Sticker)
HCTM Coffee Mug
from $17
HCTM Live in the Flesh Blu-Ray Disc (2021)
HCTM Logo Trucker Cap
Regular price $35
