Each HCTM order is shipped BY MUMMIES. Orders take between 2-4 days to ship, cause we're old and stiff.

Fun designs that don't necessarily have to do with funk, or mummies, or Egypt..
"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

from $24

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

from $23