Our store is just a Pyramid Scheme (the good kind). We'll ship yo' stuff asap! (We are old and stiff).

Fun designs that don't necessarily have to do with funk, or mummies, or Egypt.. but still gushed or leaked out of HCTM's collective skull.
"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

from $24

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

from $23

"I Stink" Mug

"I Stink" Mug

$20