NOTE! Because orders are shipped by Mummies, any orders placed between now and 10/4 won't ship until 10/5. Sorry for the inconvenience!

Fun designs that don't necessarily have to do with funk, or mummies, or Egypt.. but still gushed or leaked out of HCTM's collective skull.
"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

from $24

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

from $23