Happy New Year, All. We'll ship yo' stuff asap! (We are old and stiff and not exactly Amazon.)

Fun designs that don't necessarily have to do with funk, or mummies, or Egypt.. but still gushed or leaked out of HCTM's collective skull.
"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

"Man in Late Forties" MILF Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

from $24

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

"I Stink, Therefore I Am" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

from $23