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Announcing the "25 Years of Undead Funk" limited-edition serigraph (screen-printed poster). It's a beautiful hand-made thing you'll dig. HCTM's signatures have been transferred and realized in silver metallic ink. Hand-numbered and signed by the artist, Jeffrey Brown. Click here or on the image to get yours!

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