Each HCTM order is shipped BY MUMMIES. Orders take between 2-4 days to ship, cause we're old and stiff.

Keychain Opener

Keychain Opener

$5

Shipping calculated at checkout.
Corral your keys and wrangle your beverages with the HCTM green metallic keychain bottle opener, baby. Once you pop.. you should drink responsibly. Like Mr. Pibb Xtra or somethin'.
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